Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Phrases From the Five Year Old

Owen: Mommy, I really wish I was a fish...

Me: You do? Why is that, Sweetie?

Owen: Well, I really love being in the water and swimming all day...

Me: Yeah, that would be a lot of fun.

Owen: And, they get to go to the bathroom wherever they want.

3 comments:

Nikki said...

BAAAHAHA!! Well, you can't deny that would be a great perk! :)

Jen said...

Gross!!!! Swimming all day in your own pee. Remind Owen that that ability goes for all fish. Maybe the idea of swimming in other people's toilets won't be quite so appealing then. Heck, the more I talk about it the less I want to go to the lake ever again.

Unknown said...

lolol!!!